January 2012
My butt is numb from sitting so much at work but at least I get to read
without being bothered
MaRiahannathon on the radio right now
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lol
i lost my credit card on my bed and spent several minutes looking for it
it was on my shoulder hahahahahahahahaha
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bought my he islegendtickests hooray ohdidyounotknow that i was goingwhoops yeah i’m going
i’m going to be in the newspaper
mysmile is awkward though
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ugh
two tired
mmm, this raw pork looks sooooooooooooooo good
I’m doing that thing again where I donate to charity but I don’t give them
my real name. You know, because I have a huge heart.
HAHAHAHAHAHA NO I DON’T HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
inhaling helium and singing the message from george costanza’s answering machine
at first i thought that there was a constipated woman in the bathroom screaming at herself to try to force her bowels to work but it turns out that she was just on the phone
i woke up seven times last night and each time at 4:30 don’t ask me how it happened because i don’t know, i just know that it did
also (i say that like this is related to anything i’ve been talkingabout), didtumblrremove the hourly limit on messages? ifeel as thoughi’vebeen messaginga lot butmaybe ihaven’t
the next time not over you comes on the radio i’m going to pull over and cry but just because i can because i’ve never actually dated anyone so it can’t be over someone
The next time I go to the grocery store I’m going to talk to the air like I’m shopping for ingredients for my non-existent cooking show
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if mywriting looks weird it’s because myspace bar doesn’t workandi’m usually tolazy to go back in andadd all of thespaces
please learn tolive withlazy charmander
my bill said not to overpay but i did and i already sealed the envelope ugh i hate my life
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OMG SCOTT STRAUSS
Give me
charlespudding replied to your post: those moped guys actually live behind the office,…
moar info plz
None. I don’t interact with them. I just saw them whiz by to their home which may be a drug den or it may be someone’s kitchen then leave again less than a minute later.
I work in the ghetto, fyi.
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This toddler’s Spanish is better than mine. That’s just fantastic.
urine my way
i just ripped a sapling out of my scalp, that’s how thick my hair is